I'd be really pleased to meet you
if only I could remember your name

But I got problems with my memory
ever since I got a winner in the fame game
I'm a citizen of Legoland travellin' incommunicado

And I don't give a damn for the Fleet Street afficionados

But I don't want to be
The backpage interview

I don't want launderette anonymity
I want my handprints in the
Concrete on Sunset Boulevard

A dummy in Tussauds
you'll see
Incommunicado
incommunicado

Incommunicado
incommunicado

I'm a marquee veteran

A multi-media bonafide celebrity

I've got an allergy to Perrier

Daylight and responsability
I'm a rootin'-tootin' cowboy

A Peter Pan with street credibility

Always taking the point with
The dawn patrol fraternity

Sometimes it seems like I've been here before
When I hear opportunity kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity
call it 'deja vu'

I just put my faifh in destiny
it's the way that

But I dont want to be a tin can tied
To the bumper of a wedding limousine
Or currently residing in the where-are-they-now-file

A toupee on the cabaret scene
I wanna do adverts for American Express cards

talk shows on prime time TV

A villa in France
my own cocktail bar
and that's where you're gonna find me
Incommunicado
incommunicado
incommunicado
incommunicado

Sometimes it seems like I've been here before

Incommunicado
incommunicado
incommunicado

incommunicado is the only way
In-com-mu-nicado
in-com-mu-nicado

in-com-mu-nicado
in-com-mu-nicado