He's not so good in a crowd but when you get him alone,
You'd be surprised
He isn't much at a dance but then when he takes you home,
You'd be surprised
He doesn't look like much of a lover,
Don't judge a book by it's cover,
'cause he's got the face of an angel but
There's a devil in his eye!
He's such a delicate thing but when he's starting to squeeze,
You'd be surprised
He doesn't look very strong but when you sit on his knee,
You'd be surprised
At a party or at a ball,
I've got to admit he's nothing at all,
But in a Morris chair, you'd be surprised
He doesn't say very much but when he's starting to speak,
You'd be surprised
He's not so good at the start but at the end of the week,
You'd be surprised
On a streetcar or in a train,
You'd think he was born without any brains
But in a taxi cab, and when he starts to grab,
I say in a taxi cab, you'd be surprised
This one's a real danger!