Announcer: And next the men of the Second Armoured Division regale us with their famous close order swanning about
Sergeant: Squad Camp it up!
(chanting like a military march drill, they mince in unison)
Oooh get her! Whoops!
I've got your number ducky
You couldn't afford me, dear Two three
I'd scratch your eyes out
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear,
We all know where you've been, you military fairy!
Whoops, don't look now girls,
The major's just minced in
With that dolly colour sergeant,
Two, three, ooh-ho!