So I said to this big swarthy looking guy,
"Man, I never tried to steal your woman
Because of your bigness,
It would never have entered my mind
Look, so there's no hard feelings,
Why don't I buy you a malt liquor,
Or some lottery tickets Say what?
No, I don't want to step outside" a-hyuck hyuck hyuck
"No, I didn't call you assface,
You must have misunderstood me No way, dude!"
So now this guy's ready to really kick my ass, right?
I'm outta there I find this guy's car,
I whip out my pocketknife and totally trash his vinyl
You shoulda seen it