To no schoolproms i never go
I always bring my dates
To the horrorpicture-show
I lean over to kiss her lips
She says no, go buy me some crisps

Yeah i am a monster movie fan
In the backrow of the theatre
Sitting side by side
I am a horrorpicture freak
She'll be mine oh mine
When they turn out the lights

Dracula & frankenstien appears on the screen
Together with the meanest creatures you ever seen
Gently i put my hand on her lap
She leaves me with a broken nose
From a solid planted sla

Yeah im a monster movie fan
In the backrow of the theatre
Sitting side by side
Im a horrorpicture freak
She'll be mine oh mine
When they turn out the lights

Cause im a monster movie fan
Well in the backrow of the theatre
Sittin side by side
Im a horrorpicture freak
Yeah she'll be mine oh mine
When they turn out the lights

The same thing happens to me everytime
Just trying to be nice to them, is that a crime
Another date another week, man oh man
I just can't help it im a monster movie fan

Yeah im a monster movie fan
In the backrow of the theatre
Sitting side by side
Im a horrorpicture freak
Yeah she'll be mine oh mine
When they turn out the lights

Im a monster movie fan
Well in the backrow of the theatre
Sittin side by side
Im a horrorpicture freak
Yeah she'll be mine oh mine
When they turn out the lights