Who wants to be a part of
The coupled heterosexual masses
I mean when you can have such fun
Telling lies and pinching asses?
Praise be the bars where the lonely meet
And for awhile can feel the heat
Praise to the liquor that warms our heads
Gives us the courage
To get things said
Loosens our tongues
And for awhile
You might even make
Each other smile
Praise be the bars where the lonely meet
And for a time can feel the heat
Praise to the liquor that warms our heads
Give us the courage
To get things said
Loosens our tongues
And for awhile
Well, you might even make each other smile