Major Monogram: Ahh The world of a field agent Out in the thick of things Not like me
My whole world is the screen, just four walls of a rectangle
(The screen goes black)
But I would dare to b- CARL!
Carl: Oh Sorry Sir I thought you were done Do you want me to turn them back on?
Major Monogram: Aw, forget it The moment's gone
(Later on in the episode)
Major Monogram: Oh, I hope Agent P is having good luck like I told him to
My whole world is the screen Just four-
(Scene cuts to Phineas and Ferb Opening the Roller Coaster)

(End Credits)
Carl: Oh, C'mon, sir!
Major Monogram: No, Carl The moment is gone
Carl: Sir?
Major Monogram: I got cut-off twice already
Carl: But sir, you're very good!
Major Monogram: I am?
Carl: Yes, sir I've heard you practice
Major Monogram: Well, I have been practicing
Carl: Yes, sir And just like the song said: Carpe Diem!
Major Monogram: Well, You can't argue with Latin, can you?
Carl: No you can't, sir
Major Monogram: All rightly then Ahem
My whole world is the scree-
(End logo interrupts him)
OH COME ON!