I know a guy by the name of Matt Walker
When he's in the mood he's quite a bit of a talker
I think he's hooked on some bad ass powder
Cuz Matt he always wants it louder and louder
He cracks us up with his crazy dance
Tries to get our gear in his dirty hands
Matt's the kind of guy who always wants to jam
And all of us envy his killer tan
Cuz Matt is just a good guy with a beat up face
And everyone's smiling when he's in the place
So give us the snake dance with the guitar cord
He stumbles through the door with a seedy grace
He'll hypnotize us all with his madman gaze
Matt is the coolest, he's our overlord
When we look out we see his behind
He's scanning the container for a real find
Then he walks into the room and just starts the show
Learns us all the tricks, we never want him to go
Once the cops beat him up but he stood tall
He just took another pill and forgot it all
Always cool and happy though a drug pad stalker
He's that kind of guy, he's Matt the Walker
Cuz Matt is just a good guy with a beat up face
And everyone's smiling when he's in the place
So give us the snake dance with the guitar cord
He stumbles through the door with a seedy grace
He'll hypnotize us all with his madman gaze
Matt is the coolest, he's our overlord