Verse 1:
I bought a little dog from my local pet shop
He prances around with a little white mop
I don't think he's an animal I can afford
Everyday I take him surfin on his little surfboard

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah (x2)

Verse 2:
He's pickin up dogs and he's givin them licks
He's always gettin me a lot of chicks
I don't think he's an animal I can afford
Everyday I take him surfin on his little surfboard

Chorus:
My dog, is well, he's doin mighty fine
My dog, is swell, he's all mine
My dog, is good, he's swingin through the vine
My dog, really should, stop pretending he's a porcupine

Verse 3:
The wee little puppy never passes on a meal
One time I ran him over on my car's rear wheel
I don't think he's an animal I can afford
Everyday I take him surfin on his little surfboard

Chorus:
My dog, is well, he's doin mighty fine
My dog, is swell, he's all mine
My dog, is good, he's swingin through the vine
My dog, really should, stop pretending he's a porcupine

Bridge:
If he doesn't get his act together
I'll be in really deep shit
If I can't pay for kibble
I'll have to morgage my house a bit

Chorus:
My dog, is well, he's doin mighty fine
My dog, is swell, he's all mine
My dog, is good, he's swingin through the vine
My dog, really should, stop pretending he's a porcupine

My dog, is well, he's doin mighty fine
My dog, is swell, he's all mine
My dog, is good, he's swingin through the vine
My dog, really should, stop pretending he's a porcupine