Ricky Zahnd & The Blue Jeaners
Music and Lyrics by both Sid Tepper and Roy C Bennet

I broke my bat on Johnnys head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sisters bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I Spilled some ink on Mommys rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me. Oh,

(Chorus)

Im gettin?nuttin?for Christmas;
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
Im gettin?nuttin?for Christmas,
Cause I aint been nuttin?but bad.

I put a tack in my teachers chair;
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susies hair;
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommys plants,
Climbed a tree and tore my pants,
Filled the sugar bowl with ants;
Somebody snitched on me.
(Chorus)

I wont be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He wont come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year Ill be going straight;
Next year Ill be good, just wait;
Id start now but its too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
(Chorus)

So better be good whatever you do,
Cause if youre bad, Im warning you,
Youll get nuttin?for Christmas.