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Welcome to Earth, home of the great women and men
We are animals that have ideas
Maybe cats and ravens have ideas too, but they keep them to themselves
Travellers from the whole galaxy throng to our luscious planet with its evolution-friendly climate and nourishing minerals
Take time to locate the exit nearest you
Press 1 for Famine, 2 for Pestilence, 3 for Condoleeza, and 4 for Death
Please note that Pestilence closes at six
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