I am just a new boy
Stranger to this town
Where are all the good times?
Who's gonna show this stranger around?

Ooooo I need a dirty woman
Ooooo I need a dirty girl

Will some woman in this desert land
Make me feel like a real man?
Take this rock and roll refugee
Ooo Babe, set me free

Ooooo I need a dirty woman
Ooooo I need a dirty girl
Ooooo I need a dirty woman
Ooooo I need a dirty girl

(Phone Ringing)
[Man:] "Hello?"
[Operator:] "Yes, a collect call for Mrs Floyd from Mr Floyd
Will you accept the charges from the United States"
(Phone is Hung Up)
"He hung up Is this your residence, sir?"
"I wonder why he hung up"
"There must be someone else there
besides your wife to answer"
(Phone Ringing)
[Man:] "Hello?"
[Operator:] "This is the United States calling"
"Are we reaching?"
(Phone is Hung Up)
"See he keeps hanging up"
"But it's a man answering"
(Operator cuts connection)

[Groupie:] "Oh my God, what a fabulous room!
"Are all these your guitars?"
"God, this place is bigger than our apartment"
"Uh, could I get a drink of water?"
"Ya want some? Huh?"
"Oh wow! Look at this tub!"
"You wanna take a bath?"
"What're you watching?"
"Hello?"
"Are you feeling ok?"