[intro sample:]
What about the rumour that you once shot your mother?
[elvis presley laughs] well I think that one takes the cake!

Now hold the boat steady, don't you let it rock; /
Go straight ahead 'til we hit the dock /
We're heading for home, / the fishing was great /
We're coming in loaded 'cause we're out of bait /

Ooh yeah! (yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low) come on baby, let's go /

? ? ? at the water line, /
Some guy wading but the catch is fine /
Never saw a ? ? ? , / man oh man, /
We're coming in loaded just as fast as we can /

Ooh yeah! (yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low) come on baby, let's go /

Gonna see my baby soon as I get back, /
Knock on the door with my pockets back /
Look at me, / you can't say no; /
We're coming in loaded so come on let's go /

Ooh yeah! (yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low) /
Oh yeah, yeah, wah, wah, wah, (yeah, we're coming in loaded,) /
Oh yeah, yeah, wah, wah, wah, (yeah, we're coming in low) /
Oh yeah, yeah, wah, wah, wah, (yeah, we're coming in loaded,) /
Oh yeah, yeah, wah, wah, wah, (yeah, we're coming in low) /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded, (yeah, we're coming in loaded,) /
Yeah, we're coming in low (yeah, we're coming in low) /
Yeah, we're coming in loaded (yeah, we're coming in loaded, /
Yeah, we're coming in low) come on baby let's go

[applause]