14 years said the judge
And give my love to Wormwood Scrubs
Leave it out you're taking the piss
I wrote all that on cannabis

Sorry son you're going to jail
And don't even think about getting bail
I said leave it out you're taking the piss
I wrote all that on cannabis

Yeah they nicked me cos they were able
To see what I'd written on the table
I never rob from the poor
I only rob securicor

The Group 4 man said he had a plan
Here's the keys now give us the grand
I said leave it you're taking the piss
But can you get me any cannabis?

Yeah they nicked me cos they were able
To see what I'd written on the table
I never rob from the poor
I only rob securicor

14 years they were having a laugh
And now they've got a photograph
14 years they were taking the piss
But we all know what I really miss

Yeah they nicked me cos they were able
To see what I'd written on the table
I never rob from the poor
I only rob securicor