One day I went to get Wade
But Wade was at the diner drinking beer
He was probably having sex, too, on the counter with the cash register
I couldn't find Wade because he's too hairy to see, and my beer is really big
And I drink out of pee-pee cups Pee-pee cups Pee-pee cups!
Pee-pee cups are yummy to drink out of
Because pee-pee cups make me hallucinate
Not really, I'm just trying to copy David
But Wade's a hairy guy who saves the world every day from Josh Balsley