Onee-sama hometekudasai omedeitai melody ikagade
Akuma mara a korashimeru tame watashi ga tsukuuta
Sakkyoku-kun maka
Onee-sama kiitekudasai fugiukini machi ni chan-chan-chan
Botun hitotsu no zenjido desu sugoiin dakarane
Sakkyoku-kun maka
(Eeto, saishyo wa rhytzumu kara!
Tsuzuiite baasu-san, douzo!
Omatase, piano-san ga hairimasu! )
Sakkyoku-kun on!!
(Ee~ omatsuni omeni kakarimasu watashi ga
Sakkyoku-kun v30 desu mazu wa hasei
Renshyuu kara aa~ aa~
Ii kara hayaku yatteyo!
So soudesuka sore dewa mairi mashyo! )
Onnani mataku, a sore-sore-sore
Een no nai yatsu sa, a hoi-hoi!
Sakkyoku-kun, off!
(Tozaku jyanaino! )
Onee-sama chyotto shiitai nosete iru cpu ga
Jidai okurede obaka-san desu buhin ga tari nari
Sakkyoku-kun maka
Onee-sama gomen na sai ne keiichi no pasocon akete
Buhin kosori tori kaechyatta shyorisocku no aapu
Sakkyoku-kun maka
(Sa, kihonno rhytzumu kara!
Baasu-san, saaki no owarai phrasu wa yamete ne!
Piano-san mo, kakkoyoku haitene! )
Sakkyoku-kun on!!
Lalalalalalala
(Mmmmm!!
Iikanjijyanaino!
Yatawa! daiseiko!
Sakushi adoinsofuto hasegawa sora ichigo, kido!)
Sora wa nibonda ne akuma mo akubi suru
(both:) shiawasenara ding-dong rythzumu awase
Hora utau yo
Sakkyoku-kun maka
Onee-sama hometekudasai omedeitai melody ikagade
Akuma mara a korashimeru tame watashi tto utau yo
Sakkyoku-kun maka
(Sora wa nibonda ne akuma mo akubi suru
Shiawasenara ding-dong rythzumu awase
Hora utau yo
Sakkyoku-kun maka)
(Aah, sakkyoku-kun 486dx no inoteki na utsukushii melody
Atashi tte, atashi tte, yappari tensai!! )
(Ara)