(Royston and Antony Langdon)

Come on, come on
Everything's dandy
He's got slingshot teeth like a hot bamboo
He wakes up every morning at the crack o' two
Have you seen him?
Well, if you know who I mean there's no need to ask
He wears a pinstripe suit and always has the last laugh
Have you seen him?

I have no face
I am anonymous
And in my dreams
I am anonymous

Well, he steals this thyme at the side of the road
He's got a one-inch cock but nobody knows
Have you seen him?
Well, he loves to go a-sailing upon the milky ocean blue
We might take a drive in his B-52
Have you seen him?
I have no face
I am anonymous
And in my dreams
I am anonymous