TRINKULUS: (strumming the Cruelty)
The Punk's in love, his lady too
His friends and former foes happiness wish him do
May woe and misery never visit you
Come join the dance you'll never rue

There's a crazy little ditty that's been boppin around
It'll really hypnotize you with its magical sound
It'll make you do all kinds of things you never would do
So dance to the music of the Cruelty, ooh!
The Cruelty, The Cruelty, doin' the Cruelty Stomp!
You gotta shake shake shake (drives you crazy)
Shake shake shake (don't be lazy)
Shake shake shake to the music of the Cruelty!
You gotta shake shake shake (groove and rock now)
Shake shake shake (bump and bop now)
Shake shake shake to the rhythm of the Cruelty!

It'll make you feel great, It'll make you feel swell
It'll take you to heaven on a magical spell
And if you start to feel kooky,
well then you know you're on track
Cause by the time you get spooky,
you never get to turn back, oh no!
Dance to the music of the Cruelty!
Take a chance on the music of the Cruelty!
Sigh with the magic of the Cruelty!
Fly with the magic of the Cruelty!
Be a sport now, don't stop short now - The Cruelty!
The Cruelty! - The Cruelty!
Doin' that Cruelty Stomp!
[INSANE DANCE WHICH EVEN DIVA MUST JOIN]
Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho! hey! ho! hey! ho! (etc)
[DANCE CONTROLLED BY THE CRUELTY]

COMPANY:
Ah, doin' that Cruelty - I'm doin' that Cruelty Stomp!
Keep doin' that Cruelty Stomp!
Love doin' that Cruelty Stomp!
Doin' that Cruelty Stomp! Yeah!