So fucked up
The economy's down
I've blown my cash when I went to town
But now I'm clean
Can't bake no brown
So I'll take five mill for being a clown

And now I'm gonna go Pop dot com
And take the cheque for number one
There's no market comparison
So insure this cunt and the deal is done

So I've gotta insure your car
For acts of god or mere terror
Don't you know we've got cover
If you sell your soul to be purple-ar

And now I'm gonna go Pop dot com
And fuck a meerkat up the bum
There's no market comparison
So insure this cunt and the deal is done

Time to switch
It's so simples

I'm a gas guzzler
I drive and I drive
I drive away from the city tonight
There's a green and purple sky
Stars hide behind smog tonight
Can't see no fucking lights
Smash through barriers all night
I ain't no passenger

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