WOLF
Good day, young lady

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Good day, Mr Wolf

WOLF
Whither away so hurriedly?

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
To my Grandmother's

WOLF
Andwhere might your grandmother live?

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD:
Her house stands under the three large oak trees

WOLF
Mmmh
Unhh

Look at that flesh,
Pink and plump
Hello, little girl

Tender and fresh,
Not one lump
Hello, little girl

This one's especially lush,
Delicious
Mmmh

Hello, little girl,
What's your rush?
You're missing all the flowers
The sun won't set for hours,
Take your time

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Mother said,
"Straight ahead,"
Not to delay or be misled

WOLF
But slow, little girl,
Hark and hush-
The birds are singing sweetly
You'll miss the birds completely,
You're traveling so fleetly

Grandmother first,
Then Miss Plump
What a delectable couple:
Utter perfection-
One brittle, one supple-
One moment, my dear-!

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Mother said,
"Come what may,
Follow the path
And never stray"

WOLF
Just so, little girl-
Any path
So many worth exploring
Just one would be so boring
And look what you're ignoring

Think of those crisp,
Aging bones,
Then something fresh on the palate,
Think of that scrumptious carnality
Twice in one day-!
There's no possible way
To describe what you feel
When you're talking to your meal

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Mother said
Not to stray
Still I suppose,
A small delay
Granny might like
A fresh bouquet

Goodbye, Mr Wolf

WOLF
Goodbye, little girl
And hello