Pittsburgh has a real cool tunnel
Pittsburgh has a tunnel through a mountain
Tunnels are what we like
Tunnels can be dark or bright

And now we're going through that tunnel
Talk radio is fizzing out

So you say you wanna build your own tunnel
Well don't forget a compass and a shovel
'Cause if you dig too deep
You might miss by ten feet

New york has a real cool tunnel
The holland tunnel is just like a funnel
Tunnels are what we like
All the tunnels are out of sight

And now we're going through that tunnel
Talk radio is fizzing out

So you say so you say you wanna build a
So you say so you say you wanna build a

And now we're going through that tunnel
Talk radio is fizzing out