Leader of the Methadones and the Mopes, too
Wears a Green Day hat; he don't watch the news
He's rough; he's tough; he's fun to have around
He ain't no fucking clown
He's Danny Vapid, the punk rocker - oh yeah!

Danny Vapid ain't no faggot
Danny Vapid ain't no faggot
Danny Vapid ain't no faggot
And he's okay to me

I'm so sick of hearing stupid rumors flying around
One more fucking time, and someone's head'll get a pound
You phony kids, go listen to your ska
Get beat up by your ma
Soon you'll be a stupid, college asshole
Like your heroes

Danny Vapid ain't no faggot
Danny Vapid ain't no faggot
Danny Vapid ain't no faggot
But he's okay to me