I was once a little shit,
Didnt know right from wrong,
So I fucked a cow strait in his ass,
Then decided to write this fuckin song,
I fucked your mom,
Then I fucked your dad,
Then I fucked your doggy,
I ate the pizza you were saving in the fridge,
Then I peed on your bread and made it soggy,
I laid in a tent,
With an oscar meyer man,
and ate his dick in the process,
Then I took your daughter in the back of an alley,
Molested her, Molested her, MOLEST!!!!!!!