[a poetry (mis)reading by Keith Moon]
*(announcing): "It's 'Poetry Cornered'"
[theme music plays]
(reading): "'And when I look upon your face
I would that we were in some place
Where you could be my pet
My dove
So live with me
And be my vole'"
(confused): "Vole? Hang on"
(rereading): "'Where you could be my pet
My dove
Live with me
And be my-- vole'"
(still confused): "Hang on-- that can't be right"
[*'Poet's corner is slang for 'toilet