Have you ever wondered how the sheep stay alive at night?
These packs have protection of a superhero with curls
Ready for mortal combat, drumsticks in his hands
Crawling through the fields, wolves buried in the sand

Every day is bad hair day for Dungie
But no matter what he stays too cool

Tight jeans and t-shirts, hair combed aside,
Two Golden wrist-watches, to impress his wives
Undercover camouflaged, between the sheep
You won't notice his disguise

Have you ever wondered how the chicks stay awake at night?
Just scream, he'll be aside you, ready to win the fight
Howling in the bushes, he's waiting for your call
Leave your precious hair behind, repay the dead you owe

Every day is bad hair day for Dungie
But no matter what he stays too cool

Tight jeans and t-shirts, hair combed aside,
Two Golden wrist watches, to impress his wives
Undercover camouflaged, between the sheep
You won't notice his disguise