Cable TV"

I used to think my life was so empty,
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and die
But then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up, and plugged me right in,
And now I got cable TV

And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean,
Midget wrestling on Channel Three
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em,
Yeah, but that's all right with me

I got cable TV, (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy
I love my cable TV, yeah,
I love my cable TV

I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network,
The news and weather from Peru,
I got Celebrity Hockey,
The Racketball Channel too
Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta,
Mr Wizard is on at five
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car,
So I can watch MTV while I drive

I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs,
The kind you just can't get for free
Now I never wanna leave my apartment,
'Cause there's just so much for me to see

On my cable TV, (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Well, if you need to find me,
You know where I'll be
Watchin' my cable TV, yeah,
Watchin' my cable TV
'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah,
I love my cable TV

My friends are gettin' kinda worried,
They think I'm turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they're just jealous, 'cause I've seen "Porky's"
Twenty-seven times this week

On my cable TV, (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
I love my cable TV, yeah,
I love my cable TV
Well, I gotta have cable TV, yeah,
I need my cable TV