The Brady Bunch
Weird Al

You can watch Mister Rogers,
You can watch Three's Company,
And you can turn on Fame,
Or the Newlywed Game,
Or the Addams Family

Say, you can watch Barney Miller,
And you can watch your MTV,
And you can watch
Till your eyes fall out of your head
That'll be okay with me
And you can watch (TV)

You can watch Johnny Carson,
You can watch Phil Donahue,
And you can use TV Guide
To help you decide,
With a capsulized review

Say, you can watch 60 minutes,
Even Captain Kangaroo,
But there's only one set,
So whatever you watch
Well, you know I gotta watch it too

A-say, give it up,
Give it up,
Television's takin' its toll
That's enough,
That's enough
Gimme the remote control

I've been nice,
I've been good,
Please don't do this to me
Turn it off,
Turn it off,
I don't wanna have to see
The Brady Bunch
Not the Brady Bunch
Well, the Brady Bunch
Yeah, the Brady Bunch

It's the story of a lovely lady,
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold,
Like their mother,
The youngest one in curls

It's the story of a man named Brady
Who was busy with three boys of his own
They were four men living all together,
A-yeah, but they were all alone

Till then one day,
A-one day,
When the lady met this fellow
And they knew,
And they knew
It was much more than a hunch
That the group,
A-this group
Must somehow form a family
That's the way,
That's the way,
That's the way they all became the Brady Bunch

Well, the Brady Bunch,
Yeah, the Brady Bunch,
Well, the Brady Bunch
Oh, it's the Brady Bu-unch