[Sampled Words]:
What'll we get for ten dollars?
Every t'ing you want
Everything?
Every t'ing
[Bill]:
Monica?
[Monica]
Yes, Bill?
[Bill]
Monica, what would you do for a job here at the White House?
[Monica]
I'd do anything, Bill
[Bill]
Really?
[Monica]
Mm-hm
[Bill]:
Well, do you swallow?
[Monica]
I sure do, Bill
[Bill]
You do?
[Monica]
Mm-hm
[Bill]
Well, what would you do with this cigar?
[Monica]
Well why don't you let me show you, Billy

Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaah!

Chorus: (repeated during breakdowns)
Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time!

Verse 1: [Brother Marquis]
Sittin' in my office with my dick on hard
Fuckin' all the interns 'cause I'm the boss
Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches
Said, "What's up, Monica baby? Can you come and kiss it?"
She arrived at the White House, knocked on the door,
Threw her draws on the floor and said "Fuck me!" like a whore"
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning!
Your dick is much bigger than Vernon Jordan's"

Chorus

[Bill] (during chorus):

Now Monica
Monica, c'mon, let's go into the Oval Office, girl
I just wanna break you off a lil' somethin'
Comeon now, let's go well, you know we can go half on it, baby

Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice]
Gore always asks him why he sexes so much
It's the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut
Since you're married to Tipper, you shouldn't be sad
Don't tell Hilary so she won't get mad
'Cause you know she'll be disgusted if he ever gets busted
And Newt will be mad 'cause he didn't get the ass
He's a Prez in heat, a freak without warning
He loves oral sex, 'cause Bill so horny!

Chorus

[Bill] (during chorus):

Oh, Monica, I want you to come over here
and break me off in the Oval Office, now
di-did you bring your Presidential knee-pads?
I'm ready to get my freak on, girl,
I don't know about you I'm not a player no more, girl naw,
I just crush a lot

Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]
You can say I'm a pervert or a desperate motherfucker
I'll hook you up with Paula and let you do each other
I'll play with your mind just like it's a game
I'll call my homie Vernon so we can run a "train"
And fuck Linda Tripp, 'cause I hate that bitch
I even got her on tape sucking on my dick
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
Hilary's my wife, but Monica baby, you're my woman

Chorus

[Bill] (during chorus):

Oh Monica oh, I can't believe it's sogood, girl
I'm gonna have to take you to the next Democratic Convention
so you can hook up all the fellas
this'll be goodfor some vogues
I can't believe this ohhh God

Breakdown: [Mr Mixx]
(cuts and scratches: "Hey, what's the matter, baby?")

Chorus

[Bill] (during chorus):

Oh Monica, that's
oh, that feels so goood!
Ohh! Oh yes, ohhh!
Oh! Ohh! Ohhhh!!!
Oh yeah ohhh oh yes!
Oh

Verse 4: [Fresh Kid Ice]
It's true you weren't employed until you met Bill
He made you an intern, and you ratted still
You tell your parents that he turned you out
In the Oval Office of the White House
You said it yourself, you like it like he do
You put your lips on his cigar, and kissed it too
He's a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn't warn 'em
He loves oral sex, 'cause Bill so horny!

Chorus

[Outro] (repeated till end of track)

Fuckie suckie
Me fuckie suckie

[Bill] (during chorus and outro):

Monica, I can't believe you did this to me!
I gave you a job, woman! Dammit, why did you do this to me?
Now what's America gonna think?
I mean, it could've just been me, you, and my wife Hilary!
No one had to know!
You didn't have to go tell everybody, now!
Ken Starr's on my case and
bringin' up all that Linda Tripp and Paula Jones and
Jennifer Flowers stuff!
My wife won't even talk to me! Hilary! Hilary! Hilary --
Chelsea, tell your mom I'm talking to her!
Hilary, talk to me, dammit!
Come on, say somethin'!
I'll blow somethin' up if you don't talk to me, woman!
I can't believe this!
My career's in shambles
but I still love America!

Me so horny