When you're staying in St Peter's, in a room that has no heaters,
You could think about your life and get upset
You're in shit accomodation, and you can't do cannulation
And you're £37,000 in debt

But always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

If you caught the flu in fresher's, spent all your loan in Threshers,
And your patients always end up in a hearse
Though our course may be rotten, there's something you've forgotten,
At George's it's a million times worse

So always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

There are problems with the emails, there are problems with the females
And you wish you hadn't done a BSc
But whatever your regrets, and however bad it gets,
Well at least you didn't go to GKT

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

The UMO are dicks, and they send you to zone 6,
For communication skills and PBL
The prospectus was all lies, you've forgotten to revise,
But at least you didn't go to UCL

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

When you fail examination, and delay your graduation,
Cos you know about as much medicine as a nurse
At your resits in september,
Don't be angry, just remember,
That every fucking other place is worse

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life