No one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway
No one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop

[1st chorus:]

Everyone mistakes you for a jew
Your best friend is you [x2]

You have hook nose like a fucking jew
Your best friend is you [x2]

No one cares about what you wrote,you're nothing but a spic,a 5 foot joke
Every show you book is a fucking flop,you're a fucking midget and your broad's a wop

[2nd chorus:]

No one cares what your last show drew
Your best friend is you [x2]

You're about as tall as tattoo
Your best friend is you [x2]

Your favorite letter's f
Flunk-you flunked out of school
Flop-every show that you do
Fail-every class that you take
Friends-not one you can make