Have you ever had a girl, a real pretty girl
Love you and leave you
It breaks your heart in two
Here' s my story
I've been low, feeling down
Ill at ease, looking sad
I can't eat, no I can't sleep
On my word it's getting bad
Now my heart's on the ground
And I wear this sorry frown
Ain't no good, ain't no game
Someone took my baby Jane
So she's gone now, I'm alone
Like a fool I made her go
I was dumb and a prick
On my word how I miss her so
Now she lies in his arms
I guess seduced by his charms
He's a star and a name
A geek and he's lame
And he's got my, oh yes he's got my, oh yes he's got my baby Jane
So please Mster Neat
On my knees I you entreat
Do me wrong, slur my name
But give me back my back Jane
Baby Jane is a treat
All her kisses are sweet
Makes me cool, makes me sigh, gets me high
Yes she gets me high
So please Mister Neat
On my knees I you entreat
Do me wrong, slur my name
But give me back my baby Jane