I can treat you to visit to coastal pillboxes I like to delve in destruction, lust and debauches And I am the one who stamps on all ages From 16 to 40, over and...

It's hard to live in the country In the present state of things Your body gets pulled right back You get a terrible urge to drink At three am The stick people ...

I don't want to go back anymore I don't wanna go to work in the rain No more toast grilled on the heater No more of that A&R girl And having to meet her My pers...

Tied up to posts Blindfold so can't feel maintainance Kickback art thou that thick? Death of the dimwits Businessman hits train Businessman hits train His veile...

Aborteum I said Luciani The future's here today I said Hey Luciani Pope of three three days They made out you were are an ultra nut And had no time for your Ch...

Hey! mark riley had a home In that home he had some lizards Lizards here, and lizards there, Lizards and spiders crawling everywhere He had a manager called kh...

Ah-well I'm walking down the street, It's always students that I meet, Long hair down and sneakers on your feet Write your letters to the Evening News I clench ...

High tension line, step down Jeanette Fletcher is strange but not in a horrible way And Michelle Spencer is this tight Come and hear her today And see 40-year ...

Hilary Wheres the sixty quid you borrowed off me for the gas? I wont give you a kiss Hilary Hey hilary new faces on saturday at six Brought you back to me Hil...

He's not appreciated He's not appreciated He's not appreciated Drink a long draught, Dan, for the Hip Priest I said drink the long draught, Dan, for the Hip P...

Would you credit it? [In play davian] Town Bradford existssss [4] Computers infest the hotels - get some! get some! Cops can't catch criminals What the hell, th...

Nobody ever gave him a good turn What do you expect? He was always let down They never wanted to let his action down But also they wanted it sublime [capitalism...

Hot aftershave bop Canisters from orange box Bop aftershave shock Courtesy orange box Hey diggy diggety dog Hot aftershave bop Furniture defrost Bop aftershave ...

And it's painless Sitting in subterranea Ancient reference To Mesopotamia And it's quiet again Hidden fragments, surface now Repetitious history One more time f...

Im eternally grateful To my past influences But they will not free me I am not diseased All the people ask me How I wrote "elastic man"* Life should be full of...

(taped narrative): Awake at 5am Mr Hughes was right in retrospect He knew the climate I was a farm hand in Ross County Then he came The Hurricane (MES): This cl...

Generous, valeric, jehovahs witness Stands in cologne marktplatz Drums come in When the drums come in fast Drums to shock, into brass evil What have you got in...

I come and stand at every door But no-one hears my silent plea I knock and yet remain unseen For I am dead for I am dead I need no fruit nor even rice I need no...

A pillbox crisp Offer, offer, it was not an unreasonable offer A pillbox crisp, that french git The spikes he left in the bathroom And I never heard from him ...

A plate steel object was fired And I did not feel for my compatriots Hated even the core of myself Not a matter of ill-health It was fear of weakness deep in co...

Idiot groups with no shape or form Out of their heads on a quid of blow The shapeless kecks* flapping up a storm Look at what they are: a pack of worms Idiot J...

I'm a Mummy I scare people Look what happens when I walk up to somebody I'm a Mummy I was born one thousand nine hundred and fifty nine years ago Look what happ...

Mes: what I want to know is why dont real bands with real singers that dont go round explaining themselves thats right go ahead, get ahead with your puerile slu...

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but that fraction small missing is sometimes the most important we give you I am bobby Its gotta be the sa...

Now I've got a lot to say now baby But it doesn't concern me today now baby Hello Gimme gimme gimme it slowly baby Gimme gimme gimme it slowly baby Give it to ...

Ive sold my car, thrown in my job, Im 34 years old I think its time I saw the world, and not australia Ive sold my car thrown in my job Im 34 years old I think ...

Well I've never had a car Never been near a lorry Got a nasty habit of scratching my nose My codename's Happy Harry I'm Into C I've done loads of jobs For very ...

Got no place to go Im tired of walking Up and down the street all by myself No love left for me to give I try and try But no one wants me the way I am Why shoul...

You try and change it You try and arrange it You try and shape it But it's immortality, yeah It's immortality You cannot change it Or rearrange it It's immortal...

Hate wide for dog breeder in the [town of her thoughts] Never seen dog breeder This is the tale of his replica Name was J Temperance Only two did not hate him B...

The dwarf plays pool to prove his height People play games when they lose at life There's no sport, lad, just acid tension stomach flared A madness in my area I...

Night though I do not sleep I dream of the park up the road I open the bushes, a couple of lovers Trying to be [lust-rockers] And although my spouse is in the o...

A flat season - vision gone Picture frame it, and say so long; My Aqua-cat is where it's at and new to mammal range Buy you know it would never suit, territorie...

Get off the Ind Est Get off the Ind Est Yeah, Yeah, Industrial Estate Yeah, Yeah, Industrial Estate Yeah, Yeah, Industrial Estate Well you started here to ear...

The chiselers He is desperate Passed on The 9th richest, bar none The chiselers He is short They are short The Stones are short Mr Grumbly, with a white Ferrar...

[fragment of "Up here" or "Appear"] We are Northern white crap that talks back We are The Fall we were spinning we were stepping Cop out, cop out as in from hea...

It's a curse Well thy forsooth Who is that interesting hack over there? By Gad, verily Cracked curse disliked burdened It's a curse And I am not unguilty of usi...

(My name is Ivanhoe Ivanhoe? There was a time when I used to know a boy called Ivanhoe That was many years ago A fine lad Are you speaking of Ivanhoe the Norma...

The rabbit killer left his home for the clu And said goodbye to his infertile spouse Carried air rifle and firm stock of wood Carried night-site telescope light...

Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock Jingle Bell Sound Jingle Bell Tap Laughing at dancing in Jingle Bell Square in the frosty air They are walking with M&...

They say nothing ever changes Which is certainly true of the Poly-ocracy The sweetest sound she had ever heard Was the whinging and crying due to the recession ...

I was walking through the jungle just the other night When I heard a big rumble and I thought it was a fight I lost all volition and began to move my feet It wa...

When what used to excite you does not Like youve used up all your allowance of experiences Head filled with a mass of too-well-known people (this is an importan...

Pensioner's waiting for leap year to come and the young singer's waiting to sing and there's a gardener outside a big estate waiting for the grass to turn green...

Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy J Hill's satanic reign Ass-lickers King O'Team Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy x 2 In the marble halls of the char...

I'm hot! I warn ya He's out! Rrrrrrrr-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch You never knew I was around That's why you tried to climb on my back You step on my toes And p...

Pained and intense, man They were inquiring They were curious orange They rode over peasants like you, they rode over peasants like you, And their horses loved ...

Odeon Sky Uncanny Bushes are in disagreement with the heat LA Uncanny Person They have filled boulevards with white snow, scum-ball LA This is my happening ...

And there's a big concert going down in this town People cannot see society had broken down I sat upon the green grass but it just brought me down And the wife ...

You gotta keep those wheels of mine Rolling and burning down the highway Last night that girl of mine left me yearning Best start learning to see things my way ...

Everybody's telling me to listen up They're trying to run my life for me I'm gonna terror call 'em Their term's up (Chorus) They've just given me their Last ord...

Lay Lay Lay Armageddon This beautiful tree Boo hoo Give up living Ample Eye They give in On The Buses, up the stair By the television Pretend to learn Where's...

The tables covered in beer Showbizwhines, minute detail Its a hand on the shoulder in Leicester Square Its vaudeville pub back room dusty pictures of White froc...

In a conservatory I looked at him He was adjacent to me I thought about my debts He was talking about his house In the Lake District Come levitate In the greate...

Well, I didn't eat the weekend But I put the weight back on again And our kid got back from Munich He didn't like it much Has a psyche that hadn't been synthesi...

(in parallel) Dr Boring had a relationship with the drug company too And I'm half-associated with the Softness Group PLC On TV today somebody claimed their dog...

Cold, cold, you can't control [computer voice: Light up a cigarette, cos it might be your last] Fireworks, darkness Cascading with fireworks Fireworks, can't r...

We're still one step ahead of you I still believe in the R and R dream R and R as primal scream Tied to the Puritan Ethic Nonsympathetic to spastics After all ...

Crow's feet are ingrained on my face And I'm living too late Try to wash the black off my face, but it's ingrained And I'm living too late Sleepless, in-contro...

Do y'know what you look like Before you go out? But I say happy memories Leave a bitter taste I need a good brainwash agent To cut out this present shout of: ...

Le money il sur le table Il money il sur la table The palace of excess leads to the palace of access Hideaway! I'm lost in music Feel so alive Hideaway sur la ...

Saw six men Under a tall tower Break it to him Like I'm breakin it to you, gently The nice people Will remind you, oh yeah Kicking, white, cheerleader When the ...

LUDD GANG Lyrics (Ludd gang, Ludd gang) Ports, Jap, fella, missed, film, swiz, quartz, lorry, back, tread, damn, ludd gang The housing association Burn down ...

The ward was arraigned with spats of blood The victim, castigate, and yet, part of us The thoughts in eyes as seen under a hood Burned in my own eyes and in my ...

He can never go home He can never go home Stranded in South America Nothing to go home for Just another Brit in the bar Hernandez Fiendish comes over to me Offe...

In 1978 Was in a hotel in Notting Hill Gate Now in 1992 Staying in a hotel in Notting Hill Gate Abject I'm too busy to think Too busy to work Just can't cut i...

This is new And what is that branch? What branch is it? Account is altered And nine year olds Walk around In debt record Account is altered The grim visage Acco...

I worked for future salary the nightshift in Spalding Street The respect is worth it 1AM at the front gate it had just been sunday night stood this man, tall an...

His heart organ was where it should be His brain was in his arse His hand was well out of his pocket His psyche's in the hearth Had a beard which was weird Some...

And note of your own choice, boys and girls Inadequate planters, methadone stubbies You got energy vampires More hands on the tranquillisers An unholy allianc...

Everything you see you want Go to clubs Middle class revolt Put it down He wants Homestyle* Sublimates the envy to C2s** Bump into each other and jolt D2s, D1s...

Er, what's this thing about? Er, nothing [] no recipes It was like a see-saw No It was like an up and down Bye bye Mother, Sister Mother, Sister Why did you put...

Mr Pharmacist Can you help me out today In your usual lovely way Oh Mr Pharmacist I insist That you give me some of that vitamin C Mr Pharmacist Dear Pharmacis...

Oh aye you're a good lad Here is a pound note The stupid bitch They were made for each other You should have met his brother His mother was deaf and dum Well ...

[spoken to audience] we're not doing that one either Get that spot Put it in the pot for me Cos i'm muzorewi's daughter I was muzorewi's daughter I've been in...

My new house You should see my house My new house You should see my new house No rabbit hutch about it I bought it off the baptists I get the bills And I get m...

The man who's head expanded Knew: a) Who stole cafe collection box b) Stupid facade behind Jurgen d) Who wore a red scarf to remind him of his fiancee e) The lo...

Rockin' records Rockin' records Rock the record Rockin' records The guy's rock records Big priest Rockin records Rock the records Rock rock records Drink the...

Wireless enthusiast intercepts government secret radio band and uncovers secrets and scandals of deceitful type proportions Aghast goes next door to his neighb...

(New Puritan Uncommon eyes) The grotesque peasants stalk the land And deep down inside you know Everybody wants to like big companies Bands send tapes to famous...

I'm hunting and I'm tryna find A belt in the early morn When your home is a trash mount Look all over but you're right out In need of black strap No belts in t...

No Christmas for John Quays Come on get a bit of fucking guts into it What what Well the powders reach you And the powders teach you But when you find they can'...

It is Hugh McSheepshagger from Bolton Next up, Mr A Ordinary from Whitefield Next up, Mr A Ordinary from Whitefield Judy's bastard offspring We have Richard a...

[Mecass, the mass, decline, domain, relan, drazan, my heart's blocked, rout] Oh! little brother We are in a mess Don't look at me that way Don't put me to the ...

Walking down the street Just the other night I turned the corner to a fist fight And I look-ah I look-ah I look around Ol' Gang Ol' Gang Not around Ol' Gang Pre...

When I first met you You didn't go anywhere 'Cept for the drama corporation Of co-op theatre Skirting from a course Bovver boots on Vacuum breath equals We neve...

How could he cope with the flashing-by past [/flash in my past]? Through my vid-earphone amp I had to tap I relate the tract Oswald Defense Lawyer Oswald Defen...

Were we just broken-hearted when we spent, the night under the stars? Seemingly, your eyes focus on me and I wish that I could be between all these lines the p...

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We go two, twice all the way round those things Two high ones, two low ones, yeah Right man Man stopped us at corner He had a bloody nose And then he opened hi...

Hosannah First impressions Hosannah Papal did visit, human trash Waste Prostrate, yellow-white umbrellas Roam around Universal lovefor themfor the Papal visit H...

Paranoid man In mid 30s at the height of paranoia at the zenith of his powers By bed, replica shooter zenith dissolving by his bed replica shooter in the zenith...

Serial killers were always a bore in my book Along with retired in winnebagos Coming up behind ya At the next ker Eye reflections in the rear view mirror and be...

He moves slow at the petrol stop It's Pat the trip dispenser He came with solvent in his hair The trip dispenser Spine-fuhrer of Hoboken It's Pat the trip disp...

Pay your rates Pay your water rates Pay your rates Pay your water rates If your rates too high Write a snotty letter If your rates too high Put your life on th...

In Pearl City Pearl City No-one knows, no-one cares about your world of stocks and shares I don't need no riding crop I don't need no roundabout stop You're wel...

Up the drain pipe Rapid he did sprout [Grey templates on us] he had to inflict TV documentary that it produced When he whistled in the street The men would tur...

[], I drove a big truck Shot the pinball machine, but it brought me bad luck If oceans was whiskey and I was a duck I'd dive into in and never come up I wish th...

(They gave their lives during the occupation Arranged at the end of Japan It was not a concentration camp Annihilation A million dead here Annihilation) A...

No current is wasted Where it wants to go Some are only happy In the throws Of bitter arguments Ready and packed To ride them by train ride By plane ride Or fro...