I woke up one day in Vacaville round the corner from the pen fat house on the hill all the homies in the pen straigt locked down but I gotta get dressed and hit...

[Too $hort] The lights are on, the club is closed You don't wanna leave 'cause you love the hoes Somethin' ain't right, you doin' bad tonight You'll be all alo...

I woke up one day in Vacaville round the corner from the pen fat house on the hill all the homies in the pen straigt locked down but I gotta get dressed and hit...

[Too $hort] It's that high The pussy's just like dope It's that dope Even, if, you don't, want no mo' Even if you don't want no mo' The pussy's just like dope...

(feat Snoop Dogg, WillIAm, Fergie) {[ATCQ sample:] "Keep, ke-keep, ke-keep, keep, keep bouncing!"} {"Keep, keep bouncing!"} {"Keep, ke-keep, ke-keep, keep, kee...

Yeah, bitch, you know how real players do this shit, bitch Man look at her, baby look good The way she dancin', maybe I should Step up to her and run this game...

[Hook] (Too Short) I, I only see em' on the late night creep And I, fuck her good and never fall asleep Cause I, I'm just a big ol' pimp I run, so deep And its ...

I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty raps to my East Side fans Back then I knew ya couldn't stop this rap No MC could rock like that Then the new st...

I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty raps to my East side fans Back then I knew you couldn't stop this rap No MC could rock like that Then the new ...

I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty raps to my East Side fans Back then I knew ya couldn't stop this rap No MC could rock like that Then the new s...

Little girls of the world, you're all so sprung 15, 16 and all so young I thought about you just last night Grabbed my pen then I started to write A rap that'll...

Tell a nigga telephone, telegram; two-way that motherfucker Somebody let him know tell that nigga His bitch is out of pocket [Verse One] It was me and yo' bro...

BEYOTCH! Short Dog's in the house once again with this pimp shit Chorus: These are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well For fif...

It's a mack attack, coming from way back My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that jack I'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I tell you it's true Everything they...

Bitch I'm married I'm married, married to the game I'm married, married to the game I'm married, married to the game I'm married, married to the game I see th...

[Verse One] In the ghetto, you think life is hard Food stamps and to' up cars Wall to wall dirty orange carpet Sittin in a bucket, hopin you can start it And r...

(feat Pimp C, Rick Ross) Oh! [3X] Oh! [2X] [Too $hort] I love to see you dance, do it your way Shake that ass, you know it's okay I just wanna know, if you'l...

featuring B Legit Captain Save A Hoe Intro: Captain Save A Hoe Short Short whats up man this Captain man check this out I know you and B Legit finna get in...

Hook: Too $hort why you say those nasty words? Too $hort why you say those nasty rhymes? How come you be dissin all us girls? Too $hort why you say those nasty ...

I touch down in Atlanta with the dangerous crew Grab the microphone, spit this game at you It never ends, I just keep goin' Pimps keep pimpin', Hoez keep ho-in'...

f/ MC Breed, Rappin' 4-Tay (Rappin' 4-Tay) You see you never talk down on a player I spray a to break to your knees You best to say a prayer Cause funk been a...

Ain't no love in Oakland, bitch Niggas always talkin bout 'I love you' But ain't no love, bitch [ VERSE 1 ] Now it's a shame, I can't be saved by John the Pope ...

Funky fresh on the microphone Too $hort Too $hort [ VERSE 1 ] See, I'm fresh like always, I'm comin at you And you know I won't stop till I'm through So get ...

(feat Jazze Pha) [Chorus: Jazze Pha] Nothin' in the world make a nigga feel better Than when you're suckin' my dick (Lick it right there, suck it real good lic...

Oakland (Oh-oh-oh-Oakland) Oaktown (Oh-oh-oh-Oaktown) Oakland (Oakland, Oakland) Get on down (Oh-oh-Oaktown) Straight from the West, Oakland is the best Baby i...

Yeah! That's how we do it in Oaktown, baby $hort Dog's on the microphone Straight from the East Side I'm a player, bitch, Oakland style They call me playboy $h...

* send corrections to the typist (3x)oakland,california oakland california is the city of snakes pimps,pussy's,players and fakes loud mouth bitches who talk t...

[Too $hort] Old school I'm from the old school Old school I'm from the old school I came in the door as the story goes Looked around the room all I seen was h...

Yeah man It's goin down bitch Motherfuckers can't be weak (vocal "Only the strong'll survive" repeats in background) None of that shit Short Dawg is in the hous...

Party time, it's party time Without a doubt I'm coming back and I would do it again You can take away my beat and touch my pen My name is short that's a fake b...

Bitch! That's a trademark I was at my house not doing anything Half past ten I heard the phone ring When I picked it up, I said "Hello?" The bitch spoke up and...

Aww hell nah nigga We ain't doin no freestyles Don't even know how to do that shit *chuckling* Yeah whatevah Check it out man, check this one out I been rappin...

f/ Big Gipp, Bun B, Devin the Dude [Too $hort] I chose to live this life [Devin the Dude - singing] I be stickin this dick up in these hoes hoes 'til a coup...

Intro: Kokane (Too $hort) Too Sheezy, (whats up main?) Playa (for life baby) You got to go out there and handle your buisiness (get my money) Handle yours, pla...

Pimp that ho It's like Too $hort raps been around a while I rocked to the beat and got my own style I'm from the O city, and I said it before I was born to mac...

It's almost over hoe, she ain't no hoe Check out somethin' on my computer real quick P, I, M, P, A, N, D, H, O dot com It's 2004 ain't no body go in the stores...

[Too $hort] Beotch! Somebody say beotch! Say beotch! A lemme hear you say beotch! Say beotch! Say bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Your daddy said come back ...

(pimp): all we want is the money (pimp 2): I keep em bro wake up one morning, and, with some money To spend, they go crazy (verse 1): Im going to tell you a...

[Chorus] He got money, he got G's And the finest H-O-E's Lavish homes and luxury cars He's a ghetto superstar (He's a playa!) He's a pimp, he's a mack Tilted br...

Aight, biiiiitch! Funky motherfucking fresh Some of that '93 old school shit, hoe Well I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I say I never do work but I always play Ca...

Aight, bitch, funky motherfucking fresh Some of that '93 old school shit, hoe Well, I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I say I never do work but I always play 'Caus...

[repeat 3X] Gotta be a player for life, gotta be a player for life (That's right) Gotta be a player for life, I gotta be a player for life [Too $hort] Smob ...

-Digital Voice- Mother Fucker Always can't be players Players Always can't be players -Too $hort- Players are the realest time to go If you don't understand...

(feat Kool Ace) [Chorus: Kool Ace] Wanna see the pink now Go and pull them panties down Gotta see the pink now Go and pull them panties down [Too $hort] You...

Write a little save-a-hoe speech all these fake-ass hoes Fake punk-ass bitches Do you know what i mean? Fuckin'em up like this, man $hort Dog's in the house, bi...

Too $hort, MC Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top Keep doing what you're doing and you're sure to get dropped Like a trick, nothing's even up my sleeve ...

[$hort] Straight pimpin [Chyna] Check, fuck all that pimp shit [$hort] Whatchu say bitch? [Chyna] Haha, nigga know what you do? You let my nuts go, ya heard me?...

without a doubt I'm comin' back and if you don't know call me S I R T double O I like to say these rhymes, I do it all the time I make my own damn beat now all ...

(feat Daz, Kurupt) Uhh, yeah This for all them girls that be actin like they so fine Whassup $hort? (Man grab Lil Jon and Kurupt) Kurupt (Let's fuck these hoes...

Intro: Sup? Short Dogg back in the house beeyatch! And it don't stop to the beat Ain't no thang but a chicken wing We gonna do it like this one mo' time Verse...

One two one, two, three, four [Too $hort] First we got the crack Then we got the gats Then they changed all the laws It was a set up Lockin all the young homi...

[Too $hort] Shake it baby Shake it baby Do that sexy dance girl Move them pants around the world Do it like that girl C'mon, shake it like a black girl Yeah l...

Put a hump in your back and shake your rump [4x] Lets Go [Chorus] Bounce that thing up and down to the floor, Shake them hips till u can't no more; Twerk tha...

I know she know i aint shit But i like the way she suck my dick I know she know Im a dogg But i like the way she Licks my balls Man can she suck a dick or what...

{*women's voices moaning in ecstasy like porno videos*} [Too $hort] Are you in heaven, or is it real life Cause ain't nobody ever made you feel like you can't g...

[Too $hort] I'm a legend in the game, you can't replace me I'm drivin' this car, don't try to race me You'll never win, I came straight from the coastline I got...

Verse 1: Life is too short but now it's kind of funky I make the beats for me and my homies Newspaper reporters and others always ask me Why I'm X-rated and I r...

Short rap (echo) repeat X2 Short rap, is everything It's what I think, it's what I sing Cause I'm a rapper, who lets you know When it comes to music, I will gr...

Short, Short Short Dog, you so cold You'ze a player from coast to coast Short Dog, let 'em know Still spitting that game and macking hoes Short Dog, you so co...

Yo, 'sup, 'sup $hort Dawg is in the house, beyotch Yeah, got my orange juice, bottle full of gin And it's all good Ya know, this might be the last album I make...

* also appears on the ost "juice" [too $hort] So you want to be a gangster all that shit Smoke any motherfucker, dont even trip You be hard as hell, take what...

-ant banks- Ahhhhhh shit Now let me warm it up I got the gin and juice and Im a poor em cup To get smooth in the mood that Im in So lets start riding till this...

[Chorus] Sophisticated, educated That's what I get from you That's what I see in you You spoke the latest, fly young lady Do what you wanna do That's why I fuc...

[Intro/Chorus: repeat 2X] Heyyy! Strip down to your asshole Whoa, more excitin than the last hoe Just pop that pussy and shake that ass Pop that pussy and shak...

Yeah Short Dawg in the house Survivin the game man, it ain't easy when you out here for uh ten years hanging with the cut-throats back stabbers, playa haters y'...

Beyotch!!! That's the trademark Short Dog in the house And it don't stop to the beat baby Verse 1: Now take my bitch, she won't complain about shit Cause I tau...

Intro: And it don't stop to the beat, baby Funky Fresh on the microphone One time for your mind, beeyatch (Beeyatch) Short Dogg's in the motherfuckin house doi...

You're thuggin' and you love the streets Huggin' the block, sellin' rocks, gettin' major heat and niggaz hatin' And you ain't stop to think about niggaz runnin'...

*(Too Short talking)* Yeah we gettin real on this album y'all You know I'm hearin all these rumors out here bout, they ran $hort Dogg up outta East Oakland Nigg...

That's right Right, right right I know you love me, I'm like a habit But if you had a million dollars, could I have it? If I was broke and starvin', would you ...

Oh yes, I'm that master rap I'm the cold cap (echo) I'm what you know, ask Rapping Beyotch, Beyotch 2 times baby, one time more Give it one more for Sir Too Sh...

f/ The Dangerous Crew {Too $hort: Tell em what we do in here, Dangerous Get some drums from a break and then break yo ass You want beats from the crew? we'll ...

Talking bout the ghettofunky funky ghetto Trying to survive, trying to stay alive Chorus: The ghetto The ghetto (Talking bout the ghetto) The ghetto The ghett...

[Intro is continued talking by "Pimpin' Ken"] [Verse One] What you rhyme mayne? You always spend G's How much cash you got that you can lend me? Think I'll p...

[Too $hort] These are the tales These are the tales that I tell so well (tune in to the history channel) These are the tales (learn a lesson biatch) these are t...

feat Tha Eastsidaz, Big Tigger [Goldie Loc talking] Definition - gangsta, hustla, you know We make money, we eat, we feed Pay attention - (Beitch!!) *beat start...

(feat E-40) [E-40] UHH~! Where I stay they gotta temper they locks Get they hair done down at Nappy or Not (BAY AREA!!!) No funk abusin the cops Droppin off yo...

(Short) How freaky can you get to a long fat dick Hella freaky like i said to a song that hit I'm the dirty rapper Too Short, the triple X Run up in the pussy,...

[$hort] Yeah we ridin yea [woman] Short Dawg [$hort] We ridin, just bounce wit me [woman] Short Dawg - here to play the game [$hort] Yea [woman] Whatch'all gonn...

f/ Father Dom [Too $hort] Way too real, Short Dog is just way too real It's the T Double, some call me $hort I'm in the house once again from the East to the ...

[Short Dawg] I do it like the best of the greatest, not the worst Like welfare day, can't stop the first of the month Can't stop Short Dawg neither Got a good ...

So [Incomprehensible] so Make me say, oh It's just a little mo' game (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) You might need to learn some (Make me say, oh) Listen and learn (...

Hook: Where they at? Where they at? Where the hoes at? Where they at? Where the bitches at? Where they at? Where they at? Where they at? Yeah, where they at? Wh...

[$hort] Once upon a time there lived a man In a place that's known as East Oakland He can rap to the beat like all the rest So rough hanging tough in the wild ...

talking- Yeah yeah, real players up in here now Represent Ya'll talkin all that shit about suckas licken on ya, all down yo back, up yo crack Your talking to a ...

SONG - MACK ATTACK It's a mack attack coming from wayback My name is Too $hort baby I don't play that jack I'm from the Dangerous Crew and I tell ya it's true E...

you know it ain't over, i said it back in '82, i'll be a player for life, i'll never say i do i done tramped bitches that most niggas would marry i like to pimp...

Beeyotch!! You nasty, you nasty bitch Thats what I said bitch (you nasty) I said you nasty (you nasty) Fuck that shit, fuck you hoes (you nasty) Fuck all y'all,...