One, two, be stiff!

Be stiff b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd so
Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be stiff b-abies be stiff
Cucumbers ripe and rude
Bend over fixed to shoot and

Be stiff b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits now
Live right make lots of loot and

Be stiff!

Be stiff b-abies be stiff
Wet women waste your food
Go solo no no two's and

Be stiff b-abies be stiff
Watch out for fruits and mutes
Deep sleepers jerk the root so

Be stiff b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits now
Live right make lots of loot and

Be stiff!

Be stiff b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd so
Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be stiff b-abies be stiff
Wet women waste your food
Go solo no no two's and

Be stiff b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits now
Live right make lots of loot and

Oh be stiff!