If I should tell you what I'm thinking of
You might not ever speak to me
If I should tell you what I'm thinking of
You might not ever want to be
Associated with a person as dubious as me
Well I know I am, so what? I only love you
And I'm only thinkin' of something to do

We've been friends for such a very long long time
I wonder if you knew
I could show you what it's all about sometime
It's up to you

If you knew what's going on inside my mind
You might not openly approve
Yes if you knew what's going on inside my mind
You might emphatically move
That I should try and restrain myself and watch my Ps and Qs
Well of course you would be right, but I am too
'Cause I'm only thinkin' of something to do

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If you knew what's going on inside my mind
You might not openly approve
Yes if you knew what's going on inside my mind
You might emphatically move
That I should try and restrain myself and watch my Ps and Qs
Well of course you would be right, but I am too
'Cause I'm only thinkin' of something to do
And I hope that you would like to do it too
'Cause I'm sure you must be thinkin' of it too
(Tut, tut, tut, well I never)