Just a few words to the top of the tower
Just a few minutes to build up the power
Check all the gauges and turn on the dials
Get all the passengers out of the aisles.

And I'm going to send a message on the speakers
I'm going to send you all insane.

This is your captain calling
This is your captain calling
To tell you I'm out of my brain again
This is your captain calling
And if you think we're falling
You're perfectly right
And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand
and land the plane.

Hope you don't think this is some kind of plot
Lately I found I've been drinking a lot
Problems at home that have been driving me mad
A couple of drinks and I don't feel so bad.

And up in the sky the clouds are all going find me
And up in the sky it's duty free.

This is your captain speaking
This is your captain speaking
To tell you I'm out of my brain again
This is your captain speaking
And if you think I'm freaking
You're perfectly right
And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand
and land the plane.

This is your captain calling
This is your captain calling
To tell you I'm out of my brain again
This is your captain calling
And if you think we're falling
You're perfectly right
And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand
and land the plane.

This is your captain speaking
This is your captain speaking
To tell you I'm out of my brain again
This is your captain speaking
And if you think I'm freaking
You're perfectly right
And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand
and land the plane.