I'm the only gay Eskimo,
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe!
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
But all I want to do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe
Well, me and Muk-Fluk-Chuk-Buk, we both like blubber,
But me, I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe
I make a wish on the Northern Lights,
That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe
And the seals they sing now
These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll;
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
See the North Pole
I'm the only gay Eskimo (only gay Eskimo)
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)
I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe
Habes