If I were Tyler Assoun, even just for a day
I'de roll out of bed in the morning & shave the mop off my head
Drink beer with Janelle, & chase after Allie
You can't get away with what you want, because I have a hatchet with me & I will kill you
(Chorus)
If I were Tyler Assoun
I don't think I would understand, how he "loves" girls
But I swear I'D be a better man
You don't listen to 'her', you don't care how it hurts?
When she lost the one she wanted, cause your taking her for granted
& Everything she had got destroyed
If I were Tyler Assoun
I would throw out my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So Mariah will stop pranking & leave me alone
I put myself first
Because I am a conceited fag
& She was always faithful waiting for me to come home (To come home)
(Chorus)
If I were Tyler Assoun
I don't think I would understand, how he "loves" girls
But I swear I'D be a better man
You don't listen to 'her', you don't care how it hurts?
When she lost the one she wanted, cause your taking her for granted
& Everything she had got destroyed
It's a little too late for you to come back
Well it's just a mistake
Think she'de forgive you like that
If you thought she'de wait for you
You thought wrong
But your just Tyler Assoun
You don't understand (And you don't understand)
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you'll wish you were a better man
You don't listen to her
You don't care how it hurts
When she lost the one she wanted, cause your taking her for granted
& Everything she had got destroyed
But your just Tyler Assoun