Put on your feline finery
Da' Katz are meeting down below
If you feel like rocking
With a Tabby, Tom, and Calico

It'll dirty up your pedigree
But we guarantee a good time
We got some catnip that'll set you free
Come on, come on, paws on the line

Alley Katz, Alley Katz come out and play
Yowlin' and howlin' a social ballet
Out in the alley it's strictly low brow
Alley Katz, Alley Katz make me meow, meow, meow

Felix is a puss in boots
He really likes to scratch and bite
Sylvester is unnatural
The Kitty is a catamite

He will dirty up your pedigree
He will guarantee a good time
He got some catnip that'll set you free
Come on, come on, paws on the line

Alley Katz, Alley Katz come out and play
Yowlin' and howlin' a social ballet
Out in the alley it's strictly low brow
Alley Katz, Alley Katz make me meow, meow, meow

He will dirty up your pedigree
He will guarantee a good time
He got some catnip that'll set you free
Come on, come on, paws on the line

Alley Katz, Alley Katz come out and play
Yowlin' and howlin' a social ballet
Out in the alley it's strictly low brow
Alley Katz, Alley Katz make me meow, meow

Alley Katz, Alley Katz
Alley Katz, Alley Katz
Alley Katz, Alley Katz
Alley Katz, Alley Katz

Alley Katz, Alley Katz
Alley Katz, Alley Katz
Alley Katz, Alley Katz
Alley Katz, Alley Katz

Alley Katz, Alley Katz
Alley Katz, Alley Katz