There's an awful lotta people deep in trouble you know
Ain't got a penny in'er pocket, fifty million they owe
So it seem like there got to be an end it sight
To this recession, depression that we all in tonight
I ain't cryin' a whole lotta who shot who
I just wish I could forget about my double-u two

Franchise, white lies, federal excise, get wise, i-to-mize,
Get yourself a enterprise and burn the place down
Can go for broke
'Less they catch you with the matches
Then it ain't no joke, folks
The government don't care if you're Fu Manchu
Everybody got to do the double-u two
D-D-D-Deducts, deluxe, write-offs, right-on,

The IRS wanna tax my song
So long to makin' money, it costs too much
Take my baby to the movie, but we got to go dutch
It's a touch said but what can you do?
Everybody got to do the double-u two

I was tryin' to keep a little bid'ness from offa the books
I was tired of givin' money to them capitalist crooks
Looks like my little method mighta worked out
For a simple little somethin' I did not tell them about
The taxman said you best recompute,
We gonna take away your house and your VW too
I guess the government can do anything they wanna do
Everybody got to do the, do the double-u two