There's wars and insurrection
Trouble comes in all directions
Hair loss and indigestion
You only pump after you pay
You know all I've gotta say is

Come on dance with your hands above your head
Take a smoke, float that keg
Let me hear everybody holler
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Call the craziest friends that you can find
Get your super calla fragilistic freak on
Let your uptight world unwind
Party like it might be your last good time

Nobody knows when it comes to fate
Number's up when the dam break
Yesterday is just a day too late
You gotta make your tail feather
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

We got the here and we got the now
We got the whammy bar guitar goin'
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
Turn it up, real loud

Come on dance with your hands above your head
Take a smoke, float that keg
Let me hear everybody holler
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Call the craziest friends that you can find
Get your super calla fragilistic freak on
Let your uptight world unwind
Party like it might be your last good time
Your last good time

Come on dance with your hands above your head
Take a smoke, float that keg
Let me hear everybody holler
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Call the craziest friends that you can find
Get your super calla fragilistic freak on
Let your uptight world unwind
Party like it might be your last good time
Your last good time