one minute you say you will and the next you won't
one minute you want me and the next you don't
you're turning me upside down
giving me the run around
don't think that i don't know, i do
don't think that i won't go
you watch me
it isn't out of the question

one minute you're kissing me and the next you're not
one minute you remember and the next you've forgot
i don't like it one little bit
you're giving me the slip
don't think that i don't know, i do
don't think that i won't go
if you want me
it's really out of the question

between us we could have conquered Everest
sailed empty handed round the world
but no, you couldn't wait
you had to go and make the fatal mistake
of leading me on
you silly girl
that was wrong

don't think that i don't know, i do
don't think that i won't go
you watch me
it isn't out of the question

one minute you're full of life
and the next you're sad
one minute you're marvelous
and the next you're bad
i don't like it one little bit
you keep giving me the slip
don't think that i don't know, i do
don't think that i won't go
if you want me
it's really out of the question

(repeat till end)
i'm doing my best
and i don't know why
i'm giving her a call
and there's no reply
she's getting me down
till i can't get up
she's giving me hell
and if that's not enough
she's breaking my heart
nearly every day
not only in pieces
but in every way
i'm sorry of course
but the fault is hers