DUI, what
DUI, what
DUI, what
Lookin' out in the crowd, I see a lot of hotties
Tell me which of you would be my mommy?
Don't be shy, come over put it on me
Spark it up and pass it all around me
We got drinks, anything and food out for the starving
Thank you all for coming to my party
Don't be shy, mix it up but come and lay it on me
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Pick up the phone to solid gold
Making the hits to get the story told
We all got a heavy load
But it won't get us down, no no no no
Everybody got a DJ night
Rocking the chance for all their friends to clim
When it comes to closing time
Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?
"Hey"
"What?"
"Who got a DUI out there?"
"Yeah"
"I know you all do
Because that's dialing under the influence"
"When you come home at night
And you had a little too much to drink, this is one thing"
"What?"
"We all guilty"
Yeah”
Sittin' alone in my room at home
Girl, come on, pick up the phone
Keep the spot next to you warm
I know I got my own ring tone
I've had a million DUI's
That's how I always win the prize
All the times I get denied
There's a hot little baby by my side

Is the dial your fingers dance
Give it to me
Under the spell of romance
Can you hear me, girl?
Is the dangerous influence
I feel it
I'm the lonely man with a roaming bland
I'm resisting the urge and turning on the telly
Baby, don't you have something to tell me?
It's 4 AM, my brain has turned to jelly
Come on baby boy, pick up your celly
How long is this gone, girl, this cannot be healthy
I'm so wet, I have to get my wellies
Whenever you're near, you never get this filthy
It's because I'm greeting and your wealthy
Tip on the cotton candy bus
I win a soft tiger just for us
These are the broken promises
That I won't recall when the sun comes up
Everybody got a DJ night
Rockin' the chance for all the friends to clim
When it comes to closing time
Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?
DUI, what
DUI, what
DUI, what
Tip on the cotton candy bus
I win a soft tiger just for us
These are the broken promises
That I won't recall when the sun comes up
Everybody got a DJ night
Rockin' the chance for all the friends to clim
When it comes to closing time
Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?
Tip on the cotton candy bus
I win a soft tiger just for us
These are the broken promises
That I won't recall when the sun comes up
Everybody got a DJ night
Rockin' the chance for all the friends to clim
When it comes to closing time
Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?