Upon intial contact with Ice-T's music,
I had envisioned him to be an ill-
Mannered and psychologically
Unstable man with an extremely
Uneducated and barbaric
Frame of mind, whose raps displayed
Nothing but ridiculous jaargon,
Shocking sexual audacity and
Repulsive images of the ghetto
However, after further analysis of
His music I can deduce
That he is the epitome of
Antidisestblishmentarianism who
Embodies the entire spectrum of the
Urban experience and struggle
But to make things more plain and
Simple to the lymn, I find Ice-T to be
The dopest, flyist, OG pimp hustler
Gangster plyer hardcore
Motherfucker living today

To be honest I'm totally and
Irrevocably on his dick