~Rrrinnnggg~
"Hello?"
"You have a collect call from 'Cukoo' Please answer the following question 'yes' or 'no'"
"Will you pay for the call?"

"Is this on?
Gather round my wealthy friends,
And endure the horrifying sights
Only your worst nightmares could produce
Actual human beings of a deformed nature
Come at once, and come and endulge yourself
In our own twisted amusement of another's misfortune
Yes, ladies and gentlemen
Enter our 3 ring show of freaks!"

Ring one, a-dung-a-dung-dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school, then I run down the hall
Scarin the shit outta all of yall bitches!
Which is why you don't invite mine to your party
Just cuz I don't look like everybody
I guess you're just a bunch of rich boys
Bitch boys Scary Blblbblah!
And what's the big deal about my neck
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch up
A couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright?
No! So, now how ya gon' act?
So what if I got another arm growin' outta my back
I guess I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the 3 rings

(chorus):
3 ring A ding a ding ding People love to point and stare
3 ring A ding a ding ding It's the same as everywhere
(End Chorus)
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Ring two! How do ya do? I'm Shaggy 2-dope
Chicken-faced bitch! (Who?)
You don't try to front hoe
Try to play me out just cuz I'm runnin wit the side show
So maybe there's the leg growin out my neck
But, don't jet baby, huh, not yet
Popped out the neden like a pund of lead
Doctor blew his back, rolled and dropped me on my head
Oh shit! I knew it had to fuck up my circuits
Cuz, when I was 2, my momma left me at the circus
Abandoned at the carnival, with the freak shows
Like Bat-boy, Hermaphrodite, and Old Man Crow
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
Started a crew of my own mutha fucka, I'm not alone
So don't be stickin' your finger in my face stank
Or your stomach might recieve a shank from the 3 rings

(chorus)
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"I certainly hope you're enjoying yourselves, here, at our 3 ring exhibit But,
to be honest, I
really don't see what's so fuckin' funny about it These fuckin' people are
real!"

"Ring 3, The ICP! Look if you want,
But I wouldn't lay a hand on me
That's how you get fucked up
We'll squeeze your windpipe's shut"

Yo! I'm a nerd, word I drink Thunderbird
Half-snake woman kicked my love to the curb
She busted in to my tent now I'm fucked
Had the fat-bearded lady in the buck Ugh!
Fuck that Bitch suck that
I was born with a wang, but I never had a nutsack
It's two balls hangin' wit no protection, so,
I move real careful and slow
You can call me a wierdo, call me a freak
Call me Don Knotts cuz I'm gettin at it every week Uh!
So come see the carnival and throw me your change, bitch
I chill with the 3 rings

(chorus)
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"Well, that's it I hope you're satisfied I hope you had a good time, you fucking heartless
bastards! You saw what you wanted, so grab your fucking kids and that fat, flop of shit
wife of yours, and get the fuck out of our circus tent! You cold-hearted sons of bitches!
You think they looked fucked up? Just wait till I kick your fuckin' lips in a couple times!
You'll be sittin' up here like a bitch, and we'll be laughin at your folded ass They'll call
you Lumpy After I done puttin knots all over your fuckin forehead Yeah! Hey, Hey little
boy! Come here, how'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot? You fuckin' little bitch!
Come here, I'll fuckin shove that corndog up your ass! Get the fuck outta here! The show's
fuckin' over Get the fuck outta here, you fuckin heartless bastards"