Take your aftershave, take your rings
Take your clothes, just take all of your things
Move your flash car, it's wasting my space
Now take yourself and get out of my place

You think I'm crazy, well hell I may be
Boy you're not welcome here
But if I'm crazy you made me crazy
So boy you're not welcome here

Don't like problems, I don't like stress
Don't like to argue, like tears even less
You think it's clever to play all these games
Well, say goodbye 'cause the rules have just changed

You think I'm crazy, well hell I may be
Boy you're not welcome here
But if I'm crazy you made me crazy
So boy you're not welcome here

I've got brains and a hot body too
I'm not stupid, I leave that to you
Don't think you counted on me being strong
Well, I'm calling time now, you just run along

Not too perceptive, not too perceptive
Boy I'm not that kind of girl
Go find another, sleep with another
Boy I'm not that kind of girl

You think I'm crazy, well hell I may be
Boy you're not welcome here
But if I'm crazy you made me crazy so
Boy you're not welcome here

Not too perceptive, not too perceptive
Boy I'm not that kind of girl
Go find another, sleep with another
Boy I'm not that kind of girl

And if I'm crazy you made me crazy
So boy you're not welcome here