Bush:
This land is your land, this land is my land
Im a Texas tiger, youre a liberal weiner
Im a great crusador, youre a herman munster
This land will surely vote for me

Kerry:
This land is your land, this land is my land
Im an intellectual, youre a stupid dumbass
Im a purple heart winner, and yes its true, I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me

Bush:
You have more waffles than a house of pancakes
You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks
Youre a UN pussy and yes its true that I kick ass
This land will surely vote for me

Kerry:
You cant say nuclear, that really scares me
Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy
But its not gonna help you, because I won three purple hearts
This land will surely vote for me

Bush:
Youre a liberal sissy

Kerry:
Youre a right wing nut jo

Bush:
Youre a pink coat comey

Kerry:
Youre as dumb as a doorkno

Bush:
(HEY) You got that Botox

Kerry:
But I still won three purple hearts

Both:
This land will surely vote for me

Indian: (talking)
This land was my land

People:
But now its our land

Schwarzenegger:
From California

Clinton:
To the New York Is hey what'd I do??

Kerry:
From the liberal weiners

Bush:
To the right wing nut jobs

Kerry:
This land belongs

Bush:
This land belongs

Both:
This land belongs to you and me

Bush:
(YEAH) oh and Dick Cheney too!