(spoken:)

If you fool around with me man,
I'll put so much lovin' on you
I will put goosepimples on your goosepimples!

Well I want you men to listen
To what I have to say
You better be in good shape
When you come my way

chorus:
'Cause I'm a hard lovin' mama
Healthy, firm, and fine
And if you fool around with me
I know I can make you mine
All the time

Now you may be a playboy
Handsome and free
But there'll be no more playin'
When you're playin' 'round with me

(chorus)

(piano solo, over which:)

Baby I don't take nothin'
'Cause I know what I got is hot
Microwave stuff

(guitar solo, over which:)

Oh take your time baby
You know that's right

Well I ain't been mistreated
I ain't been never crossed
'Cause when it comes to lovin'
Katie knows she's the boss

(chorus)

Cause I'm a hard lovin' mama
Yes I'm a hard lovin' mama
Sexy firm and fine
And I know I can make you mine
Yes I'm a hard lovin' mama
Healthy firm and fine
Hard lovin' mama
Hard lovin' mama
I'm a hard lovin' mama
Healthy firm and fine
And if you mess around with me
I know I can make you mine
All the time

Hard lovin' mama
Hard lovin' mama
I'm a hard lovin' mama
I'm a hard lovin' mama... (fade)