I once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to thrill wherever he went
He said "lets make love on a mountaintop
under the stars on a big hard rock"
I said "in these shoes? I dont think so"
I said "honey, lets do it here"

So I was sitting at a bar in Guadalajara
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
He said "I've got a powerful horse outside
climb on the back i'll take you for a ride
I know a little place we can get there
before the break of day"
I said "in these shoes? No way Jose"
I said "honey, let's stay right here"

No le gusta caminar,
No puede montar a caballo,
como se puede bailar?, es un escandalo

And then I met an Englishman "Oh," he said, "what are you afraid of?"
Won't you walk up and down my spine?
It makes me feel strangely alive"
I said "in these shoes? I doubt you'd survive"
I said "honey, let's do it

No le gusta caminar,
No puede montar a caballo,
como se puede bailar?, es un escandalo

No le gusta caminar,
No puede montar a caballo,
como se puede bailar?, es un escandalo

Let's stay right here"