Who'd-a guessed, that Aquanett
Could start a fire, with a single cigarette
No she wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned
Just sick and tired of wonderin if he was coming home
So she drove around,
She found his car
They heard a boom, from in the bar
Well he called the cops,
She called his bluff
They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs

Crazy Women
Ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden, till they're pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah god forgive em,
They weren't born like this
Oh no crazy women, are made by crazy men

Well he told his friends,
She was depressed
Borderline bi-polar, bitch with PMS
Well he cheats and lies,
Then plays the victim
He don't know why they always seem to pick him

Crazy Women
Ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden, till they're pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah god forgive em,
They weren't born like this
Oh no crazy women, are made by crazy men

Some take a pistol, some take an axe
And boy if you feel the fire, you damn well bet she's got a match
It might be the teacher,
Just down the street
The hairdresser or the housewife,
Or the waitress that's so sweet
No you won't see it when you meet her,
So be careful how you treat her,
Cause she might look just like me

Crazy Women
Ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their crazy hidden,
Till we're pushed off the deep end
Oh yeah god forgive us,
Even though some weren't born like this
God knows crazy women,
Are made by crazy, crazy, crazy

Crazy women
Are made by crazy men